Category: Politics
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Majority of Canadians Plan on Voting Against Their Interests, Again
Ottawa, Ontario: In breaking news that comes as a surprise to no one, the majority of Canadians, when polled, said they plan on voting against their own interests in the next federal election, exactly as they did in the past one. The data comes from the latest 338Canada poll, where Canadians were asked to…
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Poilievre: “Trudeau’s been crushing the middle class for years. Now it’s my turn.”
Ottawa, Ontario: While taking another extended break from his duties in the House of Commons, Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre held an impromptu press conference near Capital Hill this morning. “It’s an indisputable fact that Justin Trudeau has been crushing the middle class for years,” said Poilievre to a crowd largely compsoed of curious office workers…
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Jagmeet Singh Keeps Scoring Wins for Canadians; Canadians Livid
(Ottawa, Ontario): Continuing their longstanding winning streak of delivering the goods to Canadians from coast to coast, the federal NDP controversially scored another win…
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Ontario Premier Doug Ford Will Complete His Grade 12; Expects Hijinks to Follow
(Toronto, Ontario): Ontario Premier Doug Ford announced today that he plans on returning to a local high school…