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Loblaws reportedly mulling new ways to make shopping even more dystopian
In recent months, Loblaws has trialed a number of new ways of making shopping less pleasant for everyone. Initiatives have ranged from installing 7 foot high bullet-proof dividers to arming dangerous murderbot sentries that shoot suspected shoplifters on sight. “Based on our internal research, the data suggests we can still go a long way towards…
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Majority of Canadians Plan on Voting Against Their Interests, Again
Ottawa, Ontario: In breaking news that comes as a surprise to no one, the majority of Canadians, when polled, said they plan on voting against their own interests in the next federal election, exactly as they did in the past one. The data comes from the latest 338Canada poll, where Canadians were asked to…
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Poilievre: “Trudeau’s been crushing the middle class for years. Now it’s my turn.”
Ottawa, Ontario: While taking another extended break from his duties in the House of Commons, Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre held an impromptu press conference near Capital Hill this morning. “It’s an indisputable fact that Justin Trudeau has been crushing the middle class for years,” said Poilievre to a crowd largely compsoed of curious office workers…