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PP on Foreign Political Interference: “Let’s Find Them so I Can Thank Them”
(Calgary, Alberta): Federal Conservative and Opposition Leader Pierre Poilievre recently took to the podium at the Calgary Stampede to address the news that’s been circulating about possible Chinese and Indian government interference in Canadian politics. “This is big news, really, the top story of our times,” said Poilievre while sporting a ten-gallon and pair of…
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Toronto Realtors Furious $500K Literal Coffins Not Selling
(Toronto): It’s no secret that Toronto’s red hot real estate market isn’t what it once was, with hundreds of properties sitting empty and unsold. Nowhere is this downturn felt more acutely in the city’s coffin living space market. “We call them coffins but they literally are,” said Martha Claringdon, a Remax real estate agent who…
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Loblaws reportedly mulling new ways to make shopping even more dystopian
In recent months, Loblaws has trialed a number of new ways of making shopping less pleasant for everyone. Initiatives have ranged from installing 7 foot high bullet-proof dividers to arming dangerous murderbot sentries that shoot suspected shoplifters on sight. “Based on our internal research, the data suggests we can still go a long way towards…