Category: News
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Toronto Realtors Furious $500K Literal Coffins Not Selling
(Toronto): It’s no secret that Toronto’s red hot real estate market isn’t what it once was, with hundreds of properties sitting empty and unsold. Nowhere is this downturn felt more acutely in the city’s coffin living space market. “We call them coffins but they literally are,” said Martha Claringdon, a Remax real estate agent who…
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Loblaws reportedly mulling new ways to make shopping even more dystopian
In recent months, Loblaws has trialed a number of new ways of making shopping less pleasant for everyone. Initiatives have ranged from installing 7 foot high bullet-proof dividers to arming dangerous murderbot sentries that shoot suspected shoplifters on sight. “Based on our internal research, the data suggests we can still go a long way towards…
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Food Professor: “People are so entitled when it comes to not starving”
(Victoria, BC): From coast to coast, Canadians have been voicing their concerns that the nation’s largest grocers have been engaged in price gouging…
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Canadian Landlord Association Blames Rent Hikes on Carbon Tax
(Toronto, Ontario): Rent costs for in-demand housing options across the country, ranging from undersized one-bedroom apartments to crowded, rat-infested hellholes…